"Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."

potential Onion headline  (via basedgosh)

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jamjars:

 

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Anonymous asked:
what is the safest thing you would wear during sex?

carlyhelenaxo:

parkingstrange:

ghoustly:

wedding ring

omg

accurate

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

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life-from-da-bassment:

Tommy thinks Biggie is MC Hammer…

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

beemovieruinedmylife:

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

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illuminatipsychic:

always sunny

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chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

You dont remember this episode?

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